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Hi I'm Lauren. 25 yrs young, will never grow up. Wisconsin. Lesbian. Be my friend, k thanks :) PS Gordy is my kitten and my world, don't hate.


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simplypurkey:


jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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snuggycas:

We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack. 

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amatuerblogsman:

kizzie22:

sandetiger:

lifeinthearctic:

lesincompetent:

I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

hahaha shit.

oh fuck. yes

meow

Oh my fuck. YES

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

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friiedchickenn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pigpimpin]

This is the cutest thing on this planet

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drunkenbruises:

kentuckynightmare:

cats are the shit

cats are so fucking funny, this cheered me up so much

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troyesivan:

marcuslovesmyface:

Omfg Troye I can’t even explain how much I am laughing rn

i wonder if ill ever go a day without completely embarrassing myself

(Source: nofaithiinbrooklyn, via twerknugget)

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fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

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tyleroakley:

"Take Identical Twins, Give Gum to Just One of Them… and Watch What Happens Next."

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channingtatum:

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Are you ready to check out Channing Tatum as a survivalist?! He’ll be one of several celebrities appearing on  the new docu-series “Running Wild with Bear Grylls”, including Zac Efron, Ben Stiller and more. The show premieres July 28th on NBC! 

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here